Jedi Master Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

What is a Mexicans favourite sport?

Cross-Country

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Anakin Jokes More Anakin Jokes

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

Sith Jokes More Sith Jokes

Where do the Sith shop?

At the Darth Maul. :3

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Wwe Jokes More Wwe Jokes

What do you call Triple H practicing for a WWE match?

Preparation H

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.