Jedi Master Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Anakin Jokes More Anakin Jokes

What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas?

Sithilis

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Sith Jokes More Sith Jokes

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

Wwe Jokes More Wwe Jokes

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.