Jedi Master Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

Anakin Jokes More Anakin Jokes

What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas?

Sithilis

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

Sith Jokes More Sith Jokes

Where do the Sith go shopping?

The Darth Mall.

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you tell a smelly Japanese person?

Takashawa.

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.