Jedi Master Jokes

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a strange Mexican man who owns a chocolate factory?

Willy Juanka.

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

Sith Jokes More Sith Jokes

Where do the Sith shop?

At the Darth Maul. :3

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

Anakin Jokes More Anakin Jokes

What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas?

Sithilis

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*