What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Man Idea Jokes More Man Idea Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.