What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Man Idea Jokes More Man Idea Jokes

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.