What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.