Bobby Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ?

Bobby-n up and down like this !

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

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Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver?

He might give away spoilers!

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

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How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

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What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.