Bobby Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ?

Bobby-n up and down like this !

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

Czech Mate Jokes More Czech Mate Jokes

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

How do you cook a stoned ham?

420F Glaze it Ok I'm leaving

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.