Bobby Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ?

Bobby-n up and down like this !

You might also enjoy:

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

Hitchhiker Jokes More Hitchhiker Jokes

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

English Jokes More English Jokes

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"