Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

Where do Amish people go to get medicine?

To the farmacy.

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite?

Vein-illa.