Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Medicine Jokes More Medicine Jokes

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!