Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What medicine would you give an ill ant ?

Antibiotics !

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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.