Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!