Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

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Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!