How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.