How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

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What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.