What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.