What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50