What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !