What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*