He would've found it hard to digest.
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Coffee Mug
I won't digest yet.
Kinder Surprise
A sink.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
To prove that he was framed!
I falafel.
Run around until you get pooped out
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
The Saxons!
They ate all the dinosaurs
Because 7 ate 9.
A clean sheet.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
Food's on me tonight.
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
Do they think they're gonna magically start walking
To Whom It May Concern
