Apu Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

Homer Simpson Jokes More Homer Simpson Jokes

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread?

Sour-Doh!

Mart Jokes More Mart Jokes

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!"