Apu Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Homer Simpson Jokes More Homer Simpson Jokes

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

What do you call an origional joke on Reddit?

Mine

Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain