Apu Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

Homer Simpson Jokes More Homer Simpson Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.

Gain Jokes More Gain Jokes

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)