Mr. T-Bone
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I pity the full!
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
T-shoes!
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
He pities the fool.
They were never comfortable with integration.
So blind people can hate hippies too.
They throw silverware on the ground!
I can't bereave it!
He didn't even finish grad school.
Because he was addicted to Coke.
Sir Loin.
Sir Loin!
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
Because it was the hottest pepper.
Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.
A guy laughing his balls off.
