Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

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Who loses?

America.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.