Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ?

Because they lost an I.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why was C afraid ?

Because other alphabets were

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

I. Jokes More I. Jokes

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"