You're gonna need a hell of a big wok to fit a wheelchair.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.
Being black
Because its hard to run in squares !
Remove the wheelchair
Virgin Mobile
Hell bad people
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Nun
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."