What's the hardest part about stir-frying vegetables?

You're gonna need a hell of a big wok to fit a wheelchair.

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman