What's the hardest part about stir-frying vegetables?

You're gonna need a hell of a big wok to fit a wheelchair.

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He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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Nun

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