What's the hardest part about stir-frying vegetables?

You're gonna need a hell of a big wok to fit a wheelchair.

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

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What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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What the hell do you want?

Him: Um, YOU called ME.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.