Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Rear End Jokes More Rear End Jokes

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!