How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

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How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

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What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor