It fro's up.
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!
Per version.
Because they're stuck between a 69.
Because people kept toasting him!
One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.