One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
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Coffee Mug
It fro's up.
None. They just shoot the room for being black.
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
Perky.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Ze-bra
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Tequila Mockingbird
It made him wed his plants!
Because he's got no arms.
He got crossed up.
Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Because they are in sects.
A spider!
