Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid