Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

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Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".