Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college?

So he could spend a semester a broad.