How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

Previous Random Joke Next

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.