How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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Why do Italian men grow mustaches?

To try to look like their mothers.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.