How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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Shut up son, and give me another shell.