How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.