How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.