What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

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What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ( )

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.