What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

Protein Jokes More Protein Jokes

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.

What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.