What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What are you waiting for?

A car.

Protein Jokes More Protein Jokes

What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ( )

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.