What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

Protein Jokes More Protein Jokes

What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ( )

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?

No Whey Jose.