Enzyme Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

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Unzip Jokes More Unzip Jokes

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Teenage Boy Jokes More Teenage Boy Jokes

How do teenage boys keep warm?

Jackit

What do you call a teenage boy who turns into a vampire before he gets bit?

Premature Edraculation

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

How do you make endocrine?

Endocrine is not a hormone.

How do you hear a hormone?

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