Enzyme Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

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Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Teenage Boy Jokes More Teenage Boy Jokes

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment?

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Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )