Enzyme Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

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Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope?

Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Teenage Boy Jokes More Teenage Boy Jokes

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Unzip Jokes More Unzip Jokes

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Hormone Jokes More Hormone Jokes

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

I can't make a vitamin