Enzyme Jokes

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment?

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What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

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When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

What is Winrar's Favorite pickup line?

I can Unzip it for you.

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Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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Where does he get off?

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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)