Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

because he doesn't want to be spotted

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.