Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

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How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile