Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.