Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.