Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

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What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.