Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.