Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

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Why did the Kenyans win the marathon?

They heard there was water at the end

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!