Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree