Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

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How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."