Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What do animal poachers do in their spare time?

They go clubbing.

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!