Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.