Genghis Khan Jokes

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Steppe Jokes More Steppe Jokes

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

Conquer Jokes More Conquer Jokes

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Chink Jokes More Chink Jokes

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Khan Jokes More Khan Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.