Genghis Khan Jokes

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

Khan Jokes More Khan Jokes

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

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What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.