One steppe at a time.
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There was a chink in his armor.
Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
A chink in the armor.
No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.
Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.
First, invade ze kitchen...
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
If you're a surfer and you're getting head.
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
Steppe by steppe.
If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!
The rooster clucks defiance.
Cis-Alpine Gaul.
Atilla the Hungry.
May the Ides be ever in your favor."
All that backstabbing was too much for him.
