Genghis Khan Jokes

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

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Why did the Samurais armor break?

There was a chink in it.

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

Khan Jokes More Khan Jokes

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

Steppe by steppe.