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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.