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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

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What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What do you call a Mongol with an infectious skin disease?

A leprekhan

What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!

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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

How did the Mongols get to Europe?

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