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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

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What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!

What did the Mongols put on their Hamburgers?

Khan-diments.

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What do you call five tomatoes?

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

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Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

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