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Genghis Khan Jokes More Genghis Khan Jokes

What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Khan Jokes More Khan Jokes

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

Mongol Jokes More Mongol Jokes

What do you call a Mongol with an infectious skin disease?

A leprekhan

What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself?

I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.