Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why did the hen fall in the well?

she couldn't see that well

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

Chicken Caesar Salad Jokes More Chicken Caesar Salad Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs