Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ?

Caesar quickly before she gets away !