Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse?

Veni Vidi Veni

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Chicken Caesar Salad Jokes More Chicken Caesar Salad Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.