Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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What do you call a twig that won't stop looking in the mirror?

A narcissistick.

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.