Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

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What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

Why do bears have fur coats ?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

What came first, the hen or the egg?

The rooster. )

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

Chicken Caesar Salad Jokes More Chicken Caesar Salad Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.