Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).