Chicken Caesar Jokes

What do you call it when a chicken sees a salad?

A Chicken Caesar salad

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What came first, the hen or the egg?

The rooster. )

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Who's there ! Caesar ! Caesar who ?

Caesar quickly before she gets away !

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----