What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's black white and read all over?

A: A newspaper.