What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.