What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

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What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.