How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.