How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Thin Ice Jokes More Thin Ice Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.