How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)