Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

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What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

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They're always getting com-busted.

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Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.