Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

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What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

What would you call a Street Fighter player who can bust out the Spinning Pile Driver really fast?

SPD Gonzales.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.