How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

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What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet