How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.