How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket... With a blender How do you get them out again?

With tortilla chips

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.