How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !