Quran Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

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What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

A: Women!

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What burns longer, a red or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

Infect Jokes More Infect Jokes

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

Short Distance Jokes More Short Distance Jokes

What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.