Quran Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Infect Jokes More Infect Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?

A hybrid

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything?

9/12

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Short Distance Jokes More Short Distance Jokes

What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.