Quran Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

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How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What color is ice?

Hielo.

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What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry?

A high turnover.