Quran Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

What color is a cheerleader?

A: Yeller.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

Short Distance Jokes More Short Distance Jokes

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Infect Jokes More Infect Jokes

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.