Quran Jokes

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

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What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

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What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

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What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

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What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

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When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

How did the blonde burn her ear?

The telephone rang while she was ironing.

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What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

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What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.