What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?