What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

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Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.