What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

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Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do