What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal?

Because he Reddit off the internet.

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

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What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do