Conduct Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!