What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.