What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*