How do you make a dead baby float ?

Two scoops of ice-cream and one scoop of dead baby.

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.