Au Jokes

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

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Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

Nanny Jokes More Nanny Jokes

What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!