Au Jokes

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

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Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How does Bono spell color?

With or without "u"

How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

Nanny Jokes More Nanny Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir