Au Jokes

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this !

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

Why did Silver have such a successful rap career?

He was truly Ag.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

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