Au Jokes

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

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French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What is round and hates French people?

The World.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color is ice?

Hielo.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you say if you meet someone from Anonymous in an S&amp?

M club? "Troll in the dungeon!"

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

Spaniard Jokes More Spaniard Jokes

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What is the best celebration to have in a French Toilet?

A biday party!!

What are french journalists good at catching?

Bullets.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

What do you say to get the attention of a gold bar?

AU"

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"