Au Jokes

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

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Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people say after they've gone to the bathroom?

Au revoir poo poo

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.