Au Jokes

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

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Nanny Jokes More Nanny Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Chicken Broth Jokes More Chicken Broth Jokes

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

at the stock market

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

How do You find the worst joke of the internet?

You reddit.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Spaniard Jokes More Spaniard Jokes

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

Pink Floyd Jokes More Pink Floyd Jokes

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common?

Each of their last big hits was the wall.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure