Au Jokes

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

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Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do mechanical keyboards want for dinner?

Chicken ticka ticka ticka masala

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do French people call a really bad Thursday?

A trajeudi.

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers" hahaha

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.