What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

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Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

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What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.