What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.