What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

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What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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What is the most dishonest fish in the ocean?

A lionfish

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean