Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.