Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

Sle Jokes More Sle Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Long Distance Runner Jokes More Long Distance Runner Jokes

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.