What happened when a whore house caught on fire?

Some came out running, others ran out coming.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

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Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

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Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.