What happened when a whore house caught on fire?

Some came out running, others ran out coming.

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

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You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

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His name was Jack

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.