Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.
A melon
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
A Pastafarian.