Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

Why aren't hippies good pitchers?

Because they're always high and outside.

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Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.