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An Amish drive by shooting.

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*?

An Amish drive by shooting.

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An Amish drive by.