Amish Drive Jokes

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?

An Amish drive by.

What goes clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

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What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

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How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant?

Two men a nite.

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

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What goes "Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop"?

Amish drive by shooting.

What goes "Clip"?

A one legged horse!

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What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

What goes clip-clop clip-clop bang!?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

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What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP, BANG BANG, CLOP CLOP CLOP?

An Amish drive-by shooting

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*