Amish Drive Jokes

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?

An Amish drive by.

What goes clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

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A one legged horse!

What goes "Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop"?

Amish drive by shooting.

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What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP, BANG BANG, CLOP CLOP CLOP?

An Amish drive-by shooting

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

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His last name.

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Both are yellow and can't drive.

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Drive faster.

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What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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What goes clip-clop clip-clop bang!?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?

An Amish drive by.