Amish Drive Jokes

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?

An Amish drive by.

What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*?

An Amish drive by shooting.

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Clip Jokes More Clip Jokes

What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

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What goes clip-clop clip-clop bang!?

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An Amish drive by.

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