An Amish drive-by shooting
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An Amish drive by.
An Amish drive by shooting.
Give her two Mennonite
Because he was driving her buggy.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
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Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
An Amish drive-by shooting.
An amish driveby
clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*
About 568 horses.
