Amish Drive Jokes

What goes clop clop clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop clop clop?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?

An Amish drive by.

What goes clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

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What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

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What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP, BANG BANG, CLOP CLOP CLOP?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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The rest of her is cold too.

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What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

What goes clip-clop clip-clop bang!?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

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What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.