Because Russia was Stalin
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Being single on V-Day.
Because he thought it was a delivery service.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.
Because it is two-tired!!!!
Student : By Staying at home. :p
Aye, there's the wub"
It was just a matter of time.
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
A puppy.
Because it was soda-pressing
They needed a developer.
Because in France one egg is un oeuf.
An un-in.
