Because Russia was Stalin
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Being single on V-Day.
They're way too into Stalin
Because he was always Stalin..
See ya next month.
I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
Your credit card.
Alzheimer, Grandma.
Cook them in the microwave
1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM
Why does it have to be a group activity?
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
It's a secret!
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?
Not even the pool table has balls