Because Russia was Stalin
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Being single on V-Day.
It didn't like being double crossed.
Because ah, the egg roll.
Tsardines !
Cause Allies don't like axis powers
The pension package.
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
Because you can really party hearty!
A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.
Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way
Leave my provolone!
I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
They work it out with a pencil.
To work on his caw strength.