D Day Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

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Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

P Jokes More P Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.