Because Russia was Stalin
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Cause Allies don't like axis powers
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
he was ceebs
She gives you the eye.
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.
They couldn't function together.
The airport is Snowden
Crimea River
this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....
They're not infallible
It was stalin
They were just Stalin for time.
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.
Cause he was out standing in his field
Cause they be quacking jokes
