What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

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What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?

Bee-hive yourself !

Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."