Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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What do you call a laughing mayonnaise?

lmayo ahh

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

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How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve