Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day"

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

Accountant Jokes More Accountant Jokes

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

Economist Jokes More Economist Jokes

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers