Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

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What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

How many Economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on the supply and demand curve