Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

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What do accountants use for birth control?

Their personality.

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.