Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

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A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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r/EyeBleach.

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Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.