Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

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How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.