Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.