Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
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He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
In case you wake the sleeping pills!
He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.
Dementia
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
With a shoe horn.
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
In case Johnny Onion Rings!
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
Big holes all over Australia !
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
Their cicadan rhythm is off
Netflix and pill
Because it's waaay easier to swallow
A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe
