Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

Why are pills white?

Because they work.

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills :D

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard