Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why is mustard good to have in case of an emergency?

It's always prepared.

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra