Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why did Lionel go to the medical store?

because it was pharmacy.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Pill Jokes More Pill Jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.