What do you call a cow abortion?

De-calf

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

What did the calf say to the silo?

Is my fodder in there "