What do you call a cow abortion?

De-calf

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf